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[Talking to his psychiatrist about going to his high school reunion]
Marty: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they’ve all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How’ve you been?”

~Grosse Pointe Blank

I can not believe this day has arrived…my 20 year high school reunion!  I am overwhelmed with feelings of not only excitement and curiosity, but also a little of my teenage insecurities are resurfacing.

Insecurities I haven’t thought about in years except when I occasionally watch a John Hughes film (Molly Ringwald, I’ve got your back girl).

Tonight, I will see familiar faces, reminisce about the fun we used to have and hopefully, walk away with new found friends.

I’m wondering if anyone will show up with tales of inventing the Post-It Notes?  Hmmmm…..

Sorry, I digress.

Well, I wouldn’t be me without my twisted sense of humor so listed below are horror movies dealing with class reunions.

TOP 5 CLASS REUNION SLASHER FLICKS

1. National Lampoon’s Class Reunion
2. Class Reunion Massacre a.k.a. The Redeemer
3. Bloody Reunion
4. Slaughter High
5. Terror Stalks The Class Reunion

And, if you can think of any other movies, please let me know.

Cheers to Minnetonka High School, Class of  ’90!  I wish you all the best and I can’t wait to see you tonight!

With much paranormal love,

~Mallie Fox